Pee Wee and Trout
Dougie
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Quiet time was mid-morning. Graham crackers and milk and music from a record player Mrs. Henderson kept on the shelf beside the window. Not Mrs. Henderson from the road. A different one. The music was the kind that had no words and asked nothing from you and by October most of the class could sleep through it with their eyes open.
Dougie Williams raised his hand toward the end of it. Mrs. Henderson looked up.
“Bathroom,” Dougie said.
She nodded once.
Dougie went out the door with the kind of unhurried walk that meant he had a plan. Trout noticed because Dougie always had a plan and his plans always had that walk. Pee Wee was looking out the window at the field where recess was about to happen. The record finished. Recess started.
Nobody thought about Dougie until it was over. That was the problem with his plan. Recess went directly from quiet time and the class went out in a group and Dougie was supposed to be in the bathroom and the bathroom was inside and recess was outside and both of those things were true at the same time so nobody checked.
They came in from recess and Mrs. Henderson counted heads the way she always counted heads and got the wrong number and counted again and got the same wrong number and then stood very still for a moment the way adults stood when something was wrong but they weren’t ready to say so yet.
“Has anyone seen Dougie,” she said.
The class looked around at each other with the specific expression of children who have just understood that something interesting is happening. Nobody had seen Dougie.
Mrs. Henderson checked the bathroom herself first. Then she went for the principal. Mr. Garrett came back with her and checked the bathroom again the way principals checked things teachers had already checked, thoroughly and with more authority, and got the same result. Then he went back to his office and Trout could see him through the window talking on the phone with one hand pressed flat on his desk.
Everything stopped. That was the thing Trout noticed most. The whole school just stopped. Classes stayed inside. Teachers appeared in hallways. The older kids pressed against their classroom windows to watch the adults move across the grounds in the specific way adults moved when they were looking for something they hadn’t found yet.
Pee Wee watched from beside Trout.
“He’s not in the fields,” Pee Wee said.
“How do you know,” Trout said.
“He had his good shoes on,” Pee Wee said.
This was correct. Dougie did not go into fields in his good shoes. That was a known fact about Dougie.
The sheriff came with two deputies. They drove up in two cars and parked in the small lot beside the flagpole and got out with their hats on and talked to Mr. Garrett for a while. Then they spread out across the grounds in different directions. One went toward the back field anyway. One walked the perimeter of the building. The sheriff went inside with Mr. Garrett.
The class watched from the windows.
“They’re going to find him,” Carol said from behind them. She had come to stand beside Trout at some point.
“They haven’t yet,” Trout said.
“They will,” Carol said. “They always do.”
Pee Wee said nothing. He was watching the deputy in the back field walking through the grass in long slow passes the way you walked when you were looking for something on the ground. The deputy’s hat was visible above the fence line moving steadily away from the school. Dougie was not in the back field. Pee Wee already knew this about the shoes.
Dougie’s parents came after two hours. His mother got out of the car fast. His father got out slower and stood beside the car for a moment looking at the school building the way men looked at things they were trying to understand before they walked toward them. Then he put his hat on and walked toward Mr. Garrett.
The class had been moved away from the windows by then but Trout had seen enough. The adults were not acting the way adults acted when something was probably fine.
It was a kindergarten kid who found him. Not on purpose. Just bored and looking for blocks. She opened the big wooden chest in the corner of the kindergarten room where they kept the blocks and Dougie Williams was in there asleep on top of them with his good shoes still clean and his hands folded under his cheek and his mouth slightly open the way people slept when they had no idea anything was happening.
The kindergarten kid closed the chest.
Then opened it again.
Dougie didn’t move.
She went and got her teacher.
Trout heard about it the way he heard about most things, from Pee Wee, who had heard it from Carol, who had been in the hallway when the kindergarten teacher came for the principal. By the time they brought Dougie out the whole school was in the hallways. He came out of the kindergarten room still blinking, his hair pressed flat on one side, his good shoes completely unaware of the afternoon they had caused. He looked at the sheriff standing in the hallway and at his mother who made a sound and pulled him against her and at his father who stood with his hat in his hands looking at Dougie for a long time without saying anything.
The deputy from the back field was still outside. Someone had to go tell him.
Dougie didn’t get spanked. There was nothing to spank him for. He had gone to the bathroom and then made a bad decision and then fallen asleep inside it. The prank had never happened. He had just been unconscious in a box while the sheriff walked the fields and his mother drove to the school and a deputy moved through the grass in long slow passes looking for something that was inside the whole time taking a nap.
Mr. Garrett talked to him for a while in the office with the door closed. Nobody knew what was said. Dougie came out looking like someone who had been told something important about the difference between what he planned and what actually happened. He didn’t say much the rest of the day.
By the next morning he was famous. Not for the prank. The prank never happened. Famous for the nap. Famous for sleeping through the sheriff and the deputies and his own parents arriving and two hours of adults walking fields and checking bathrooms and standing in hallways with their hats in their hands. Famous for coming out of that chest still blinking with his hair flat on one side like he’d just had the best sleep of his life while everyone he knew looked for him in the wrong places.
Pee Wee said it best on the way to school the next day. He thought about it for most of the walk.
Then he said:
“Dougie didn’t even do anything.”
That was exactly right. That was why they never forgot him.
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